Zahvaljujući mojim prijateljima Maxu i Mladenu dospio na moj mejla ovaj sjajan vic.

Uz lokalnu cestu pokraj Gospića čoban je čuvao ovce.

Novi Jeep Grand Cheroke kraj njega, škripeći gumama, divlje zakoči. Šofer, mladić obučen u Boss odjelo, u Cerrutti cipelama, s Ray Ban naočalama, Omega švicarskim satom i BHS ( Bussiness High School) kravatom iskoči iz vozila i upita čobana:

“Hoćeš li mi dati jednu ovcu, ako pogodim, koliko ih imaš u stadu?”
Čoban pogleda mladića, pa stado koje pase i reče:
“Slažem se, da!”
Mladić parkira Jeep uz cestu, uključi notebook i bežični modem, skenira pašnjak preko satelita i GPS-a (Global Position System), otvori bazu podataka i 60 Excel tabela, punih algoritama, na to isprinta 150 stranica dugo izvješće na high-tech mini printeru…

Okrene se čobanu i kaže:
“Tu imaš točno 1586 ovaca.”
Čoban odgovori: “Kažimo, da imaš pravo. Uzmi ovcu.”

Mladić uzme jednu od životinja i stavi je nazad u vozilo.

Kada se pripremao da ode, čoban ga pogleda i upita:
” Da li ćeš mi vratiti to što si mi uzeo, ako pogodim iz koje si stranke?”
Mladić odgovori: “Svakako!”

Čoban na brzinu reče: “Ti si iz HDZ-a”
“Upravo tako! Kako si pogodio?”
“Jednostavno”, odgovori čoban.
“Prvo: došao si, a nije te niko zvao. ”
“Drugo: izračunao si mi nešto, što ja već znam. ”
“Treće: O mom radu nemaš pojma i zato, molim te, vrati mi mog psa!”

Translate:
Thanks to my friends Max and Mladen arrived in my mail and this great joke.

In addition to the local road near Gospic shepherd was guarding the sheep.

New Jeep Grand Cheroke beside him, scratch wheels, brakes wild. Driver, a young man dressed in a Boss suit, in Cerrutti shoes, with Ray Ban sunglasses, Omega Swiss clock and BHS (Bussiness High School) jumped from a tie and asks the shepherds:

“Will you give me a sheep, if you guess how much they have in the herd?”
Shepherd looked young, so that grazing sheep and said:
“I agree, yes!”
The young man parks the Jeep on the road, to include notebook and wireless modem, scans pasture via satellite and GPS (Global Position System), open database data and 60 Excel tables filled algorithms, to prints 150 pages long report on high-tech mini-printer …

He turned the shepherd and says:
“You have exactly 1586 sheep.”
Shepherd said, “Let us say that you’re right. Take the lamb.”

The young man took one of the animals and put back into the vehicle.

When preparing to leave, shepherd looked at him and said:
“Whether we will go back to what you took, if you’re hitting the party?”
The young man replied: “Definitely!”

Shepherd in a hurry said, “You’re from HDZ”
“That’s! How did you hit?”
“Simple,” said shepherd.
“First, you came and did not and nobody called.”
“Second, calculate me something that I already know.”
“Third: About my work and have no idea why, I pray thee, Give me my dog!”