Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin’, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin’ on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin’ them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin’ and pleadin’,
Tiger’s wife went investin’ — a new home in Sweden .
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
“If you’re gettin’ laid then I’m gettin’ paid.”
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year!
Neuhvatljiv si 🙂 Dragi prijatelju, Tebi i tvojim najmilijima želim Božić pun mira, ljubavi, svjetlosti i blagoslova,a knjiga još čeka da ti je uručim, pa se nadam da će se to i ostvariti u 2010.godini.Puuuuuusa :-*)
Draga moja prijateljice,
Znam da sam neuhvatljiv već neko vrijeme no nažalost ova godina je bila za posao grozna te tako se zalomilo da nikako da se nađem sa tobom i uzmem knjigu koja me čeka no najviše da sjednem sa prijateljicom na kavu i uživam u njenom divnom društvu. Znam da će to opet biti neko obećanje koje moguće i ne izvršim no ovaj put obećajem da ću posluži li me zdravlje naći se sa tobom jer već je tako mnogo vremena prošlo od kad smo se vidjeli.
Hvala ti za Božičnu želju i ja tebi te tvojoj mami isto tako želim sve dobro te mira i puno zdravlja na kraju ove a posebno u novoj 2010 godini. Pusa velika tebi draga Saf 🙂 :*